10 things to think about…2009
- Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
- Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
- Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use Facebook and they won’t bother you for weeks.
- Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
- Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
- Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
- Number 2 – In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 – We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow
