Religious upbringing…

As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this [...]

My Living Will

This just in… Author unknown
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
She got up, unplugged the computer, and [...]

New bra…

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

No wonder Bill sought Monica

Is this really the cream of the crop in American politics? Kind creapy isn’t it?

Hillary fan?

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move
“Oh,” said the [...]

Quick change…

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office…but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..”
The girl looked at him, then said, “NO”.
Eddie said, “I’ll [...]