Archive for December, 2007
New 2008 stamps issued…
After December 31st I'll no longer be sending e-mails. Thanks to the post office, I'm going back to licking stamps.
[Most] Men just don’t listen…
![[Most] Men just don’t listen…](http://homegrownmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mendontlisten2.gif "[Most] Men just don’t listen…")
Marion's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check . Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY [...]
Grandma has a boyfriend
Little Johnny went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys as she was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the [...]
The white elephant that is Christmas…
I planned to post this pre-Christmas, but time got the best of me. Who knows, this year's Christmas experience, still fresh in your mind, may even help out my argument here! I don't mean to come across as Scrooge - although I'm sure many of you will still be quick to put me on the Grinch-list. At least hear me out... Before I get into this, for [...]
The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plan began it's final descent, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captan Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could [...]
