A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never [...]
Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ……do banks leave both doors open and [...]
Rich is a good friend but he has the ugliest cat in the world. This is Richie’s woman…
1.) A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you [...]
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so [...]
