ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. …………………………………………………………………………….. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. …………………………………………………………………………….. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. …………………………………………………………………………….. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your [...]
One badass kitty!
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been [...]
According to the company “We make toys with a twist. Toys as dark as the inside of a heifer. And they all have one thing in common. They’ve been run over. We’re calling it Squash-Plush. We’re starting our macabre range of collectibles with Twitch the Raccoon. He’s a teddy that’s been squished flat. His guts [...]
it helps to just sit down and think about the problem.
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the [...]
