A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked. ‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk [...]

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking…. Scared the crap out of me. So that’s it! After today, no more reading.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left But, [...]

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From The Smoking Gun The rapper Lil Wayne (real name: Dwayne Carter) was arrested in January 2008 on drug charges in Arizona. Can you believe it.  I can’t, look at this poor misunderstood lad. There is now way this upstanding young fellow could be that stupid!  Check out The Smoking Gun for pics of your favorite [...]

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers next year. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers.During this period of time she became familiar with the [...]

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