Archive for January, 2008
Tommy Cooper classics – some cross-pond humor…
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he [...]
Words to live by…
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO-HOO what a ride!'
Things are never as bad as they seem…
Even when you are having a really bad day, someone will still screw you.
Winter driving
It happens to all of us... I was driving in to work this morning, and some dick in a truck pulls out in front of me........ Just so you know what he looks like, here’s the dick in the truck.
Lazy dog…
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for [...]
