This was sent to me by an associate in the surveillance field. I am sharing it with friends and family on a need to know basis. I cannot vouch for its validity.But if true, it could very well rock the foundation of this country. SECURITY PHOTO: CONFIDENTIAL The photo is a video capture from a [...]

The following should be printed as a warning label and given to men as early as possible.  9 WORDS WOMEN USE Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five [...]

Italians have a $40,000. kitchen, but use the $259 stove from Sears in the basement to cook.There is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room, bedroom, front porch and backyard. The living room is filled with old wedding favors with poofy net bows and stale almonds (they are too pretty to open). [...]

American kids: Move out when they’re 18 with the full support of their parents. Italian kids: Move out when they’re 28, having saved enough money for a house, and are two weeks away from getting married….unless there’s room in the basement for the newlyweds. American kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings a Bundt [...]

If you can’t decypher anything, try pull the corners of your eyes outward as if you were Oriental.  (I wonder what someone from the Orient sees here…) Author Unknown…

This little ditty has reared its ugly head again.  I think I have the correct place to give the credit to finally. (PoopReport) We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince [...]

Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more [...]