Archive for January, 2008
Uncle “J” expalins politics
This is simply the clearest, most helpful explanaition of politics I have ever seen...
The Buffalo Theory of Intelligence
In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing "The Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this . "Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and [...]
To my darling husband…
To my darling husband,Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I [...]
The Fruitcake Lady answers a few questions
From Jay Leno's show...
Golf lovers
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a [...]
Assicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown... Sometimes these are represented by: :-) :-( Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass (more...)
