The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) [...]

Going through life is hard enough, but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible!  

Scanned from this months issue of Business Insurance (last page, bottom right).

Now I can’t claim to go to Church every Sunday, but I like to consider myself a fairly religious person. Last week I received one of the most hilarious pieces of junk mail EVER!!! An envelope stuffed to the brim with letters and testimonials from this ‘mail order church’. They sent me a ‘prayer rug’… a large [...]

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. [...]

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “My dear child, why are you crying?” The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband [...]