Archive for January 2008

Guess I won’t be drinking Starbucks anymore! ! !

Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor [...]

How to handle irritating seatmates on an airplane…

Disclaimer: Follow this advice at your own peril… If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, tilt [...]

1st Grade Proverds

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, [...]

Whatever happened to Alfred E. Newmann?

Family portrait

  Wonder how you can tell who’s who.

Nice tattoo!…

Let’s all just be thankful that it wasn’t our kid who came home with this one…

Four US Presidents

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado…. and off they whirled to the land of OZ.They finally made it to the Emerald City … and went to find the Great Wizard “What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?” Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: “I’ve come for some [...]