Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days, and then the pioneers saw an old Jew sitting beneath a tree. “Is there some place ahead where we can get food?” “Vell, I tink so,” the old man said, “but I wouldn’t [...]

This is not a translation.  The subtitles are what it sounds like they are saying in English…  all I can say is WTF?!?!?!! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/uYwS9k1ZexY" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwS9k1ZexY…

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the “T” shirt that she normally slept in.  As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.” His eyes lit up and he thought, “I am either still dreaming [...]

Now, where can I find that damn duck?…

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I’ll bet you didn’t make this much last year!!!!!!!Below are pictures taken after a raid on a drug dealers’ house in Mexico. Are you ready for this???    Aren’t we glad that we have an open border policy between us? Just look at how well it’s paying off…….. I think allowing Mexican truckers in the [...]

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, She barely said good morning, let alone ” Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, [...]