When a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new truck!

HE’S BACK–THE OWNER OF CASA D’ICE RESTAURANT– GOD BLESS HIM Casa D’Ice Restaurant (Just 10 miles southeast of Pittsburgh in North Versailles, PA ) The owner changes the signs when he gets another idea… Or just wants to make a (political) statement and WOW!                  

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I [...]

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Blanche, our Hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out.  A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was”where is your sign lady” but decided to go with it… SO… On impulse, [...]

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Girl in a Cube Says: A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. The accountant replied, “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.” The man decided to get a second opinion and asked his lawyer the same question. The lawyer told him, [...]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start it up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, tilt your head [...]