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I guess a picture is worth a thousand words… This will definitely keep the welfare check amounts low…

This is a great visual comparison submitted by one of our readers. Class Photo: Shanghai University Class Photo: University of Colorado Where would you rather go?

This came in from one of our favorite readers…Thanks Cheers! John McCain’s remarks about the Pledge of Allegiance! In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California, with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate: “The Pledge of Allegiance” – by Senator John McCain As [...]

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before [...]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St.Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed [...]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her. “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?” The girl, crying, replied, [...]