No steering wheel… you drive it with a joystick. No pedals either. Can you drive with a joystick? Your kids and grandkids probably can. The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn’t ya say? SCARY THOUGHT THAT NOW A 7 YEAR OLD COULD DRIVE YOUR CAR ….. AND ….. [...]
The story goes… Someone got pulled over for speeding. They also supposedly were “this close” to talking the cop out of giving them a ticket, until he looked in the back seat.
A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. ” Not yet ” said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done. Well he’s a little ticked off. He goes to feed the chickens and he [...]
1st woman : Hi! My name is Sally. 2nd woman : Hi! I’m Kelly. How’d you die? 1st woman : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman : It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful [...]
When can I go pick one of these up?! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/p4ebtj1jR7c" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off [...]
When you walk out the door in the morning and see this, in the sky… Just go back in the house, pour another cup of coffee, and stay there. It probably isn’t going to be a good day.
