Archive for March, 2008
Amish elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't [...]
Golf genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.They [...]
Women walk 5 paces behind men in Afganistan
Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul,Afaghanistan, several years before the Afghani conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of [...]
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin,
a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willy. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his [...]
33 Senators Voted Against English as America’s Official Language
OK, before you get into this I already did a little research... and it's true enough for me. Check out these links if you want to read [...]
We’re in big trouble… who’s doing all of the work?
This in from TastyBlonde... We are in very big trouble... The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do [...]
