Beautiful nature…

Bumper stickers for retirees…

submitted by one of our newest readers, TastyBlonde.  hmmmm.  That name alone is causing problems for me at home. Thanks!!! 
  
  
  

Food art…

Why can’t I have this much time on my hands?…

Why do men die first?

 This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race… you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework… you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard… there’s never any [...]

Mid-life crisis

After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: ‘Honey, 37 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal.
Now [...]

UP OR DOWN SEX…

At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat [...]

George Carlin’s solution to save gasoline

Bush wants us to Cut the amount of gas we use…..The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 Million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…..
Bring our troops Home from Iraq to guard the Border…. When they catch [...]

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