Archive for March 2008

The Riddle

On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States, Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth.During that meeting, he asked her,”How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?” “That’s easy,” the Queen replied, “You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors.” “But how can I tell whether [...]

Martha (Stewart) and Maxine…

Martha’s Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.  Maxine’s Way   Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!   Martha’s Way To keep potatoes [...]

Severe Motorcycle Withdrawal…

It’s been a long, crappy winter!! I don’t mind the cold – some may consider it ‘cheating’ but I stay toasty warm down to 15ºF with my heated jacket, gloves and pants.  Unfortunately, the roads have just been hazardous in my neck of the woods for the past two months – morning refreeze from snow melt and [...]

THOSE BORN 1920-1979

READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON’T READ ANYTHING ELSE—VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930′s, 40′s, 50′s, 60′s and 70′s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, [...]

Marriage…

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David BissonetteWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just [...]

A MasterCard Wedding

You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone [...]

Cell phone karma

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