49 is still MIA…

Sorry I’ve been MIA this past week… moving to a new office and have limited time to jump online! Unfortunately, it’ll be another couple of days before I’m back up and running…
Anyway, riding to work this morning (in the stupid car – bike is in shop for tuning until tomorrow) I was listening to The [...]

Apparently we’re confusing the Danes again

One of our readers had this come across his desk and though we might get to the bottom of it.
‘We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married [...]

The effects of alcohol (in pix episode 2)

The effects of alcohol (in pix)

GEORGE CARLIN’S NEW RULES FOR 2008!!!

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff ‘you’ want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that [...]

GIVING BIRTH….

My favorite contributor has come through with another ditty to kick off the weekend…Thanks!
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the baby’s father.
He asked if they were willing to try [...]

GAS PRICES SUCK! (in pictures)

According AAA the national average for a gallon of regular unleaded is (Today’s Price). This is getting out of hand. With the gas companies earnings going through the moon, the fed and state taking as much from us at the pump as they tax these operations, someone might start getting a little pissed! Does anyone remember learning [...]

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