The wisdom of our time…

Cheers has become one of our best contributors and we appreciate it…  Definitely on point here!
It’s not whether you win or lose but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
When blondes have more fun, [...]

And you thought you were having a rough day

Clever…

On a Septic Tank Truck in CT:
“Back Off or I’ll Flush”On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
At a Proctologist’s door
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
On [...]

Bill Clinton’s plan to save the airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of [...]

Cartoons, cartoons, cartoons

Did I mention I love cartoons…

Heaven has sent you an angel…

Heaven didn’t want her, so they sent her to me.
I don’t want her so, I’m sending her especially to you !
The rules are simple: You can send her away, but you can’t send her BACK!!!

Geneology

Another one from my favorite contributor, Cheers!
A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’
The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.’
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which [...]

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