This is obviously not a funny post, but I came across this article and had to share… definately one of the most oxymoronic and bizarre news stories I’ve seen in a long, long while. In my humble, twisted opinion, I can understand wanting to raise awareness for improperly discarded and forgotten landmines and landmine victims, but [...]
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go. [...]
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to [...]
Never seen before…
Yo momma’s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Yo momma’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale Yo momma’s so fat, when she steps on the scale it says [...]
Maricopa County, Arizona was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care [...]
The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it [...]
