Mean Moms (and Dads)

Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me:
I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home.
I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your [...]

More blond jokes…

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he [...]

49 est à Bruxelles … très ennuyé! Part 1 of 2 or more…

of course after an hour of typing this entry I managed to loose everything as my computer exploded… It was a funny one, I assure you all!  I’ll be re-writing and bringing this to the top as soon as the new laptop arrives!
Until then, I’ll drink a Duval… then maybe curl up in a ball, crouch [...]

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer’s [...]

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Thanks again Cheers!

Breaking news: Gas prices

CNN reports that gas stations will start showing porn movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do!!

Women Are Evil By Nature…

Another good one from Cheers!
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
‘Are you the manager?’ she asked, softly stroking his [...]

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