A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “ Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get Started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” [...]

These images and messages are as profound and wonderous as any I have ever seen.

My first guess is that my favorite contributor “Cheers” just might be from the south… This just in! You gotta love this one even if you’ve never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others… Southerners can be polite!  Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared [...]

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how [...]

It has been a stressful couple of years for the democratic candidates.  I wonder which one of these geniuses is really ready to be president.  

Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine [...]