Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? [...]

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. [...]

Catholic SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW) AT A Detroit Red Wing Hockey GAME, THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, “I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY [...]

The lead singer Stephen Favarato of the hard pounding “indy” band PIPE spends a few hours hangin’ out with yours truly from Homegrown Media in NYC.  Talk about good time.  This dude is a no bullshit, serious as nails musician.  Stephen got a taste for “real” metal in the 80′s and 90′s covering the likes of Hendrix, Alice in Chains, Queensryche, Zeppelin, and [...]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a [...]

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