Archive for June 2008

Awesome Drag Race: Eurofighter Typhoon (plane) vs Bugatti Veron (car)

This is pretty slick… [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tb8uR4TTr_k" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]

How many zeroes are in a billion?

This aint funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of [...]

Polish Divorce

This just in… Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a [...]

Today penguins and Gnomes have made me a little stupider…

After reading my news feed and hearing this joke: A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says [...]

Today’s French lesson… Salut biloutes!!

So… after nearly two months in Brussels, working early mornings to late nights and coming in on weekends, I’ve managed to learn one new word in French… although it is slang and would only be understood in the northern part of France, it is a very useful word, biloute!  It means ‘small dick’. à la prochaine, biloutes!!

Priceless…

If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet. Here’s what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was [...]

True Friendship (without all of the sissy crap)

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces here, just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.   1. When you are sad — [...]