1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. [...]
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to [...]
A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he [...]
Bill Gates supposedly gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He is said to have talked about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real [...]
