Archive for July, 2008
Lewinsky and Kaczynski
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational". Back in April, they challenged readers to use the two words "Lewinsky" (the intern) and "Kaczynski" (theUnabomber) in the same limerick. Te following were the top three, as they were actually printed, without censor,in the paper: Third place: There [...]
The Donkey
Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, [...]
Famous art’s tour of the world complete…
After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy... Thank you to his proud sponsors!!
Kitchen Bitch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the [...]
