Archive for July, 2008
The Naked Blonde Cowboy
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?' The Cowboy says: ''Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the bar down [...]
Watch your mouth at work…
Dear Employees:It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize [...]
Three men – a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and …
a gentleman from Kentucky are working together one fine day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the [...]
Cancel your credit cards before you die!
True? Maybe. Funny? Yessir!! Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die. This is priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and [...]
More things that make you say hmmm…
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going [...]
