THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When it is properly installed it will allow the ‘implantee’ to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: The implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size. The implant [...]

Now I know all of you have heard of the Tooth Fairy, and The Fairy God Mother, but have you heard of the BITCH FAIRY? Check Her Out. Do not fear…the Bitch Fairy has arrived to put a smile on your face!!!! (click the first image and use the lightbox)

This is real!  As reported by the Smoking Gun, some tool decided to throw a 3lb bag of meat at his Mom! Wtf?  This is the kind of crap that gives Rednecks a bad name!

From my buddy in London.  …and apologies in advance for the long post! Moses went to mount olive… So Popeye punched him. What has a whole nut in very bite… Squirrel shit. OK, I’m done.