Archive for August, 2008
Cambodian Prostitutes find Acne Cure
Hookers in Cambodia have been rubbing condom lube on their face to get rid of acne. Supposedly it has been working...hmmm. If any of our readers decide to try this please share your results.
Jewish or Catholic You Decide
Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg gets off the plane in Miami and, being tired from the flight, goes to the first hotel she sees in order to get a room. She walks up to the desk and tells the clerk, 'I'm Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg and I desire a room for de night.' The clerk looks disdainfully at her and coldly says, 'I'm sorry, madam, but our hotel is [...]
Things to make you smile (or think a little)
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: [...]
Joke…85 year old man’s sperm count
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous [...]
Joke…I rear-ended a car this morning
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I [...]
Joke…my high school reunion
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober [...]
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office…
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton [...]
