Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.” “And what can I get for you, Mr. President?” George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his [...]

This was sent to me. Not sure of the validity of some of the claims. Go Democrats! Scott George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine. A little over one year ago: Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high; Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 [...]

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other??”She was a little taken [...]

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, ‘I [...]