How the fight started

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…..so, I took her to a gas station….. and that’s how the fight started….I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...]

$85 Billion Bailout

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a ‘We Deserve It Dividend’.
To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 [...]

Cross Dresser Dumbshit

Dragged To Jail
According to the Smoking Gun Prostitution sting nets self-described “passable crossdresser”
SEPTEMBER 26–Meet Peter Abramczyk. The Connecticut man, 39, was arrested yesterday in an undercover prostitution sting that was prompted by a Craigslist ad reporting the availability of a “passable crossdresser.” Abramczyk, pictured in the below mug shot, was busted in his hotel room on [...]

Baked Stuffed Chicken

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing — imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
4 - 5 [...]

Man Arrested for Farting

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) - A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had [...]

Family gardening

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling [...]

Gambling 101

The IRS decides to audit Bubba, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Bubba shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds [...]

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