Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, ‘How are things going?’ ‘Really bad,’ said the second bee. ‘The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren’t any flowers, so I can’t make honey.’ ‘No problem,’ said the first bee, ‘Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going [...]

When You’ve Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged [...]

This in from one of our favorite readers, Cheers! Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor [...]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: Innovative Preliminary  Proliferation  Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: Specificity  Anti-constitutionalistically Passive-aggressive disorder  Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: No thanks, I’m married.  Nope, no more booze for me!  Sorry, but you’re not really my type.  Taco Bell? No [...]

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists, a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “TIMBUKTU”. First to recite his poem was the university [...]

A rich man living in Dallas decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbors.He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, [...]

Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek belowBefore the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The [...]