Archive for October, 2008
Obama doesn’t have the job but the excuses have started
Can you beleive this guy? Senator Barrack Hussein Obama, in a statement made at a Florida rally yesterday started with the excuses saying "I won't stand here and pretend that any of this will be easy -- especially now, the cost of this economic crisis, and the cost of the war in Iraq." Why doesn't he try telling his constituents the [...]
It’s Chistmas time in the trailer park
I love Christmas time, the decorations, the food, the drink... THE DECORATIONS!
Cardboard Men
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude [...]
Someone out there is deadly at Scrabble.
Clever anagrams DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH When you [...]
Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago?
Body count: in the last six months 292 have been killed (murdered) in Chicago; 221 have been killed in Iraq. Sens. Barack Obama & Dick Durbin, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., Gov. Rod Blogojevich, House leader Mike Madigan, Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike), Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley) .....our leadership [...]
