Archive for November, 2008
You may be a Taliban if
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and [...]
49′s Twisted Thoughts on Election Day
You know I have to start with a little funny... Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to operate on are. The first surgeon, from New York says: I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered. The second, from Chicago, responds: Yeah, but you should try [...]
What’s better than seeing Mariah Carey?
Seeing Mariah Carey in sexy red lingerie. This gorgeous, although flaky beauty looks amazing in her Sexy Firefighter Costume complete with Red Satin Bustier, Velvet Daisy Dukes, super sheer stockings and Red Garters. I love her...
