Archive for January, 2009
Beware of ‘cello scrotum’
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28893909/
Blowfish testicles poison 7 diners in Japan
According to my Japanese friend, the chef should now take his own life. Down with chef! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28874327/
Advice from Snopes.com
By now, I suspect everyone is familiar with www.snopes.com and/or www.truthorfiction.com for determining whether information received via email is just that: true/false or fact/fiction. Both are excellent sites. I received the advice below from one of my correspondents today. Advice from Snopes.com MEMORIZE THIS! 1) Any time you [...]
Jurassic Farts!
I'm sooooo easily amused!!!
The Sweetness of Married Life
The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right back'. 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a beer..' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door [...]
Children’s science exam answers
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these... Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: [...]
Going to heaven
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven.... which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front [...]
