A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!” Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the [...]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. There are about one trillion bacteria [...]

Why in the world is it so hard to figure out?  A lady always needs to be held in the highest regard for all she does. Here are a handful of moments that showcase how a real man should treat his best gal!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and begins to read a book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside [...]