Miscellaneous nonsense and random funny stuff!
Thursday July 29th 2010

Archive for November, 2009

What a great idea… Send the ACLU a Christmas Card!!!

I just received this little ditty from one of our readers. Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to include an important address to your list. Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year. As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should [...]

10 things to think about…2009

Number 10    - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9   - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8   - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich Number 7   - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person [...]

The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies [...]

Update – 13 DEAD, 30 injured, KILLER ALIVE!

WTF?  I guess they story will continue to change until it eventually disappears into the mist.

12 Killed and Another 31 Injured in Shooting at Ft Hood

Major Malik Nadal Hasan, as named by the AP was shot killed, and 2 others were arrested in connection with a massive shooting on a US MILITARY BASE! Why can't we just call a spade a spade.  It doesn't matter what faction of  ISLAMIC society these fools come from, extremist or not, they should be held accountable for their actions as should [...]

I love blonde jokes…

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????" T-SHIRT A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing [...]