Archive for December 2009

Did you know…?

‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand. ‘Lollipop’ is the longest word typed with your right hand. No word in the English language rhymes with month , orange, silver, or purple (nurple isn’t a word). ‘Dreamt’ is the only English word that ends in the letters ‘mt’. Our eyes are always [...]

How concerned are you with H1N1?

I’m not really concerned about swine flu. Here’s my concern: 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow …..Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird …..Avian flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig …. swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock ……….Anybody else worried?

This is why athletes CANNOT have regular jobs!

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.” New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever [...]