The FBI was recruiting assasins. After sorting through a series of applicants the proctor was faced by 3 fianlists, 2 men and a woman.
He separated them into separate rooms and at the end of each room stood a large steel door.
He instructed the first gentleman that “through that door sits your wife. In order to make it through and be hired you must take this gun and shoot her”. The first gentleman replied, “I cannot shoot my wife” He was instructed that he could take his wife and leave and that he wasn’t suited for the job.
The proctor went into the second room with the same instructions for the second gentleman. The second gentleman entered the room, gun in hand and with a tear in his eye, turned around and said “I cannot shoot my wife”. He was instructed that he could take his wife and leave and that he wasn’t suited for the job.
The proctor entered the third room, handed the gun to the woman, who seemd quite perturbed by the wait. He gave her the same instructions that her husband was behind the door and she was to shoot him to get the job.
She entered the room closing the door behind. A series of shots rang out, followed by thuds and thumps and several loud screams. Shortly thereafter emerged the woman, sweaty and dishevelled.
She took a deep breath and explained “The gun was full of blanks, so I had to beat him to death with the chair”
Moral of the story – don’t mess with a woman, they’re nuts!!!
