A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, ‘Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes, sir, the men have, well, ‘urges’. That’s why we have Molly The Camel.’

The Captain said, ‘I can’t say that I condone this, but I understand about ‘urges’, so the camel can stay.’

About a month later, the Captain started having his own ‘urges’. Crazed with lust, he ordered the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, pulled his pants down and gave the camel a good seeing to, while the Sergeant held the camel’s head. When he was done, he asked the Sergeant ‘Is that how the men do it?’

‘No not really, sir.’ replied the Sergeant, ‘They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.’
(courtesy of Elizabeth, thanks!)