Amazing Animal Story!

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant’s foot, and found [...]

Bullshit and Brillance

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having [...]

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Camel urges

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, ‘Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here [...]

Blowfish testicles poison 7 diners in Japan

According to my Japanese friend, the chef should now take his own life. Down with chef!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28874327/

Jurassic Farts!

I’m sooooo easily amused!!!

Hunting in New York and New Jersey

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! [...]

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