Today penguins and Gnomes have made me a little stupider…

After reading my news feed and hearing this joke:
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”
The man in the car says “I found them. [...]

Priceless…

If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
Overview: I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet.
Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was ’something wrong’ with [...]

For all of the “Bunny Huggers” out there…

 
 
 

 

49 est à Bruxelles … très ennuyé! Part 1 of 2 or more…

of course after an hour of typing this entry I managed to loose everything as my computer exploded… It was a funny one, I assure you all!  I’ll be re-writing and bringing this to the top as soon as the new laptop arrives!
Until then, I’ll drink a Duval… then maybe curl up in a ball, crouch [...]

The effects of alcohol (in pix)

Yahoo!

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the [...]

Do something useful today… help the cuddly wuddly polar bears.

Polar bears are in trouble. The melting of the Arctic is killing them. Some are already starving and drowning. If global warming is allowed to continue, the Arctic will be entirely ice-free during the summer, dooming polar bears to extinction.
And as you may have seen in the news this past week, federal bureaucrats are illegally delaying [...]

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