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	<description>Miscellaneous nonsense and random funny stuff!</description>
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		<title>Harley the dog!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the vet once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing Animal Story!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 13:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.  He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant&#8217;s foot, and found [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bullshit and Brillance</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he&#8217;s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Camel urges</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, &#8216;Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blowfish testicles poison 7 diners in Japan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to my Japanese friend, the chef should now take his own life.  Down with chef!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28874327/
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		<title>Jurassic Farts!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m sooooo easily amused!!!
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		<title>Hunting in New York and New Jersey</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn&#8217;t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: &#8220;My friend is dead! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just another day at the office&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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If you click me, I grow biggy wiggy&#8230;
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		<title>The Donkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, &#8216;Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.&#8217;Chuck replied, &#8216;Well, then just give me my money back.&#8217;
The farmer said, &#8216;Can&#8217;t do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today penguins and Gnomes have made me a little stupider&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After reading my news feed and hearing this joke:
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, &#8220;What&#8217;s up with the penguins in the back seat?&#8221;
The man in the car says &#8220;I found them. [...]]]></description>
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