Archive for the ‘Animals’ Category

Just another day at the office…

If you click me, I grow biggy wiggy…

The Donkey

Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’ The farmer said, ‘Can’t [...]

Today penguins and Gnomes have made me a little stupider…

After reading my news feed and hearing this joke: A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says [...]

For all of the “Bunny Huggers” out there…

       

The effects of alcohol (in pix)

Yahoo!

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes [...]

Do something useful today… help the cuddly wuddly polar bears.

Polar bears are in trouble. The melting of the Arctic is killing them. Some are already starving and drowning. If global warming is allowed to continue, the Arctic will be entirely ice-free during the summer, dooming polar bears to extinction. And as you may have seen in the news this past week, federal bureaucrats are illegally [...]