Florida man beans mom with polish sausage

This is real!  As reported by the Smoking Gun, some tool decided to throw a 3lb bag of meat at his Mom!
Wtf?  This is the kind of crap that gives Rednecks a bad name!

Women Are Evil By Nature…

Another good one from Cheers!
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
‘Are you the manager?’ she asked, softly stroking his [...]

The effects of alcohol (in pix episode 2)

 

 

The effects of alcohol (in pix)

Priceless… Don’t you love Mastercard for starting this?

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night at a business function.He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in [...]

Beer States - US Beer Brand Map

Bianca Bartz  (she’s a honey) over at Trendhunter brings attention to something near and dear to my heart… BEER!
Check out the source of all things good…

Brought to us by the fine folks over at Etiquette Systems. They also provide a complete list. Any thoughts?

Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.
‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk replied.
‘A talking [...]

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