‘Booze’ Archives
Poor drunk Ralph
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go [...]
DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: Specificity Anti-constitutionalistically Passive-aggressive disorder Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: No thanks, I'm [...]
Women Are Evil By Nature…
Another good one from Cheers! A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both [...]
Priceless… Don’t you love Mastercard for starting this?
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night at a business function.He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the [...]
Beer States – US Beer Brand Map
Bianca Bartz (she's a honey) over at Trendhunter brings attention to something near and dear to my heart... BEER! Check out the source of all things good... Brought to us by the fine folks over at Etiquette Systems. They also provide a complete list. Any thoughts?
