‘Booze’ Archives
Talking Clock
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. 'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked. 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied. 'A talking clock, seriously?' asked his astonished [...]
Heavy drinking…
I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking.... Scared the crap out of me. So that's it! After today, no more reading.
Investing…
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth [...]
The Buffalo Theory of Intelligence
In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing "The Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this . "Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and [...]
