Joke of the day…

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,
and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the
little boy is in [...]

GRANDMAS DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other??”She was a little taken [...]

Priceless…

If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
Overview: I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet.
Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was ’something wrong’ with [...]

Grandpa & a 5 year old…

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, ‘Grandpa, can I have a beer?’
Grandpa replied ‘Can your pecker touch your ass?’
The little boy answered, ‘No Grandpa, It’s just a little pecker!’
Grandpa said, ‘Then you’re not man enough [...]

The Farm…

A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
” Not yet ” said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.
Well he’s a little ticked off. He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken.
He [...]

Showering – Men vs. Women

Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

1st Grade Proverds

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, [...]

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