Man Test

MAN TEST
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet…Faggot.
2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A [...]

Our Queen?

Can anyone verify this?

Nancy Pelosi, Democrat from California, current Speaker of the House.
The Pentagon provides the House speaker with an Air Force plane large enough to accommodate her staff, family, supporters, and members of the California delegation when she travels around the country. But, Pelosi wants routine access to a larger [...]

‘We the People’ Stimulus Package

Don’t sleep on this one…  Serious business!

Obama doesn’t have the job but the excuses have started

Can you beleive this guy? 
Senator Barrack Hussein Obama, in a statement made at a Florida rally yesterday started with the excuses saying “I won’t stand here and pretend that any of this will be easy — especially now, the cost of this economic crisis, and the cost of the war in Iraq.”  
Why doesn’t he try [...]

Dave Barry’s colonoscopy journal

…I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy [...]

Cambodian Prostitutes find Acne Cure

Hookers in Cambodia have been rubbing condom lube on their face to get rid of acne.  
Supposedly it has been working…hmmm.
If any of our readers decide to try this please share your results.

How many zeroes are in a billion?

This aint funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. [...]

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