‘Cars’ Archives
GM Releases photos of first 2011 model…
The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces The 2011 Obummer! This car runs on hot air, B.S. and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the [...]
Breaking news: Gas prices
CNN reports that gas stations will start showing porn movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do!!
All physics…
Read first before viewing video: There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in these images. Everything that you see happened in real time exactly as you see it.. The recording required 606 takes and in the first 605 takes there always was something, usually of minor importance, that didn't work. It was necessary for the recording [...]
The new Mercedes Benz SCL600 – Very different….really different!
No steering wheel... you drive it with a joystick. No pedals either. Can you drive with a joystick? Your kids and grandkids probably can. The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn't ya say? SCARY THOUGHT THAT NOW A 7 YEAR OLD COULD DRIVE YOUR CAR ..... AND ..... PROBABLY DRIVE IT BETTER THAN YOU.
A Sure Sign You’re Driving Too Fast…
The story goes... Someone got pulled over for speeding. They also supposedly were "this close" to talking the cop out of giving them a ticket, until he looked in the back seat.
Power Window Upgrade
Simple quick upgrade transforms your old crank windows to power... fast.
Women in leather
When a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new truck!
