This is why athletes CANNOT have regular jobs!
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.”
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes [...]
Madonna, please! Eat a Cracker!
This is another shining example of fitness gone awry! I hope this is the “Material Girl” getting ready for a role and not some psychological malfunction.
ABC’s dancing with the stars gets in on the election hype
The Dancing with Stars team at ABC have put together an amazing line up year after year but their newest contestants are absolutely Right on…
Bert & Ernie g’won bus’a cap in yo’ass!!
Ante up, bitches!!
The Original Shovelmouth Spotted in NYC…
The lead singer Stephen Favarato of the hard pounding “indy” band PIPE spends a few hours hangin’ out with yours truly from Homegrown Media in NYC. Talk about good time. This dude is a no bullshit, serious as nails musician. Stephen got a taste for “real” metal in the 80’s and 90’s covering the likes of Hendrix, Alice in Chains, Queensryche, Zeppelin, and [...]
Shovelmouth – PIPE!
Nothing more to say than PIPEROCKS!!!
The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy
1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7.. Depression is merely anger [...]